"Fuck you, and fuck her too."




reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via enchanting-autumn)


Jay-Z - ‘03 Bonnie & Clyde feat. Beyoncé (The Blueprint2: The Gift & the Curse, 2002)

The problem is, you dudes treat the one that you lovin, with the same respect that you treat the one that you humpin’.

(via beautiful-dreamer-incomplete)