• me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

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it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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