just-shower-thoughts:

My anxiety is a superpower I can’t fullly control yet. It’s supposed to alert me to any possible dangers and come up with an immediate countermeasure. That’s why it makes me practice my fast food order 15 times before getting to the counter.

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brynndowney:

Anxiety level - Chandler Bing letting people in his work office call him Tobey for 5 years because it’s too awkward to correct them.

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When I hear police sirens getting closer

• Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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